Rat Poison Rendezvous

Transpose
Year: 2006
Album: Foburg

INTRO
Dm 
 
Bbm 
 
Gm 
 
Bb 
VERSE 1
 
Well it’s a  
Dm 
glitte
Bbm 
ring 
 
oc
Gm 
casion 
 
 
Bb 
 
The  
Dm 
guards are  
Bbm 
fancy-
Gm 
free 
 
 
Bb 
 
They  
Dm 
toast the  
Bbm 
bride and the  
Gm 
wedding 
 
 
Bb 
night
 
Of  
Dm 
Cousin 
 
 
Bbm 
Gregor
Gm 
y 
 
 
Bb 
VERSE 2
 
The  
Dm 
inmates 
 
 
Bbm 
are 
 
in
Gm 
vited 
 
 
Bb 
 
To an  
Dm 
after-
Bbm 
party soiree  
Gm 
 
Bb 
 
Enter
Dm 
tainment’s 
 
re
Bbm 
quired and so  
Gm 
shots are  
Bb 
fired
 
And the  
Dm 
porn and the  
Bbm 
music do  
Gm 
play 
 
 
Bb 
 
Dm 
What is that  
Bb 
substance you’re  
Gm 
snorting?
Dm 
Was it guaran
Bb 
teed by a  
Gm 
lab? 
 
 
Caug 
 
Or do you  
Dm 
take it on  
Bb 
trust? I sup
Gm 
pose that you must
 
When your  
F7 
lifestyle is bling-bling and fab
CHORUS 1
 
Rat  
Bm7 
poison 
 
 
C#7 
rendezvous
 
Your spleen, your  
D/A 
nostrils and you
 
Must each say bye-
G7 
bye
 
They’re all going to  
F#m 
die 
 
 
Adim 
 
Rat  
Bm7 
poison 
 
 
C#7 
rendezvous
 
I feel like  
D/A 
one of the crew
 
The one who can’t  
G7 
leave
 
Cause of the bride and her  
F#m 
steed 
 
 
G 
 
Bb 
 
G 
 
Bb 
VERSE 3
Dm 
Mrs. 
 
 
Bbm 
Cousin 
 
 
Gm 
Grego
Bb 
ry
 
My  
Dm 
death-war
Bbm 
rant’s full  
Gm 
stop 
 
 
Bb 
 
May she  
Dm 
bear him many  
Bbm 
children, 
 
mal
Gm 
formed, 
 
still
Bb 
born
 
And  
Dm 
steal every  
Bbm 
penny he’s  
Gm 
got 
 
 
Bb 
VERSE 4
 
But I  
Dm 
know he  
Bbm 
won’t be  
Gm 
lonely 
 
 
Bb 
 
Not with  
Dm 
bosom 
 
 
Bbm 
buddies like  
Gm 
you 
 
 
Bb 
 
Always  
Dm 
stone-cold 
 
 
Bbm 
sober and  
Gm 
so 
 
re
Bb 
fined
 
A  
Dm 
part from a  
Bbm 
gangbang or  
Gm 
two 
 
 
Bb 
 
Dm 
Thank you for  
Bbm 
keeping good  
Gm 
order 
 
 
Bb 
 
In our  
Dm 
holiday 
 
 
Bbm 
camp in the  
Gm 
woods 
 
 
Caug 
 
You de  
Dm 
serve to re
Bbm 
lax, hoover  
Gm 
up,  
Bb 
knock it back
 
Like a  
F7 
legion of  
Cm7 
warriors 
 
 
Ebm6 
should
CHORUS 2
 
Rat  
Bm7 
poison 
 
 
C#7 
rendezvous
 
Lay down those  
D/A 
guns, don’t be cruel
 
Your friends don’t look  
G7 
well
 
Look! They seize and they  
F#m 
swell 
 
 
Adim 
 
Rat  
Bm7 
poison 
 
 
C#7 
rendezvous
 
Don’t spoil the  
D/A 
party, will you
 
From ears, mouths and  
G7 
eyes
 
A blue, black, crimson  
F#m 
tide 
 
 
G 
 
Bb 
 
G 
 
Bb 
VERSE 6/OUTRO
Dm 
 
Bbm 
 
Gm 
 
Bb 
Dm 
 
Bbm 
 
Eb7/A# 
 
 
This one’s dead, go get help, take the keys from his belt
 
That one’s stoned, cut his throat, take the keys, draw the bolt
 
Out the gate, pick a car, smash the glass, rip to start;
 
Smash the glass, rip to start
 
Smash the glass, rip to start

 
Dm 
 
 
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
 
1 2 0 7 5 4 3 0 8 9 7 2 1 4 6 7 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11

 
Dm 
 
 
Through the craters
 
On the muddy track
 
On the way to the bumpy road
 
To the world we used to know